For the cocktail hour

1952 log book entry from the yacht Hijo:

Betty breaks out a Mae West red jersey, red cap, black skirt & red Ibis casting fly ear rings for the cocktail hour. Wolf whistles from all the men aboard.

I Got Word for you

I Got Word for you. Hommie

Mark in the Dark.
No walk in the park,
expecially after dark
or you’ll get hit with
a Dart. You told me
to trust you But All Ill
you did was make
Other dark mark
On me. So like all
the rest you’ve failed
the test. You told me
you would never
get valent or
Become dominant
over me you insalted
my intelligence, Thinking
I would forgive you
But apparently in your
absence I took
immediate action Because
of you and your physical
& mental abuse I again
was used. It an
embarrassment to me.
So I recommend to you
to schedule abuse class
But you’ll just disapper

It’s Britney, bitch!

From the year 2000, a teacher's comments about poetry written by a boy obsessed with Britney Spears.